**Friend 1:** Did you know I'm excellent at spelling?
**Friend 2:** Really?
**Friend 1:** Yes, really. Probably one of the best there is. Yeah, yeah, I know you're thinking I'm full of it, everyone else does when I tell them this but here's the kicker: I can actually spell anything. *Anything*, man.
**Friend 2:** You can, huh?
**Friend 1:** Indeed I can. But don't just take my word for it, bet me five dollars and I'll prove it to you. You can think of the longest, most complex word there is and it won't matter ' cause I can spell anything.
**Friend 2:** Alright, seems interesting. Five dollars it is, then. You're on.
**Friend 1:** Awesome. Here it is: A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
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