...And they decide to have a contest to determine which of them has a larger penis. One says to the other:
"We'll sit right here at the edge of the dock, unzip our pants, let it all hang out, and see who can touch the water." The other fisherman accepts the first fisherman's manly challenge, and they both unzip their pants, and let their dicks hang down. After a few seconds in silence, the first fisherman turns to the other with a sly smile and says: "The water sure is cold." The second fisherman looks the first dead in the eye and says:
"Sure is...Deep too."
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