Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman! Tom replied, I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is...
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