Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second, If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin? The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even.
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