... the rabbi is suspicious of the ducks because the ducks have pulled pranks on him before.
So the rabbi goes to the ducks and says, "Alright ducks, don't try anything funny."
And the ducks go, "Silly rabbi. Tricks are for kids."
An original of my own. Figured I'd share it here. The response I get from my friends is "Ducks can't talk."
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