Two drunks were drinking on the roof of their trailer late one night in Texas. The first drunk looks up at the night sky and says to the other "The moon is so big, I been wonderin... Whad'ya think is closer, the Moon, or Florida?"
The second drunk gives his friend an amused look. "You can't be serious.." He slurs
The first drunk looks back at his friend in confused anticipation "Well?" he asks.
The second drunk then rolls his eyes and laughs. "Well.. Think about it. Can you see Florida from here?"
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