So there's two drunk guys sitting a the bar in New York. They introduce themselves to one another, and the conversation continues:
Drunk #1: "So where you from?"
Drunk #2: "Oh I'm from Dublin, Ireland."
Drunk #1: "No fucking way!"
Drunk #2: "What?"
Drunk #1: "I'm from Dublin too!"
Drunk #2: "Wow, look at that. Where about in Dublin are ya from?"
Drunk #1: " Oh well I used to live on O' Connel Street."
Drunk #2: "No way! I used to live on O' Connel Street!"
Drunk #1: "You gotta be fucking kidding me! Well where on O' Connel Street did you live?"
Drunk #2: "O I'm from the shitty apartment complex right above the butcher shop. Can't miss em'. "
Drunk #1: "You've gotta be pulling my leg. I'm from the shitty apartment complex right above the butcher shop.
'The phone rings in the bar. Bartender answers'
Bartender: "Paddy's pub, what can I do for ya?"
Caller: "Hey man it's me, just got off work, was thinking about swinging by. Anything exciting going on over there?"
Bartender: "Oh nothing really, a few guys playing darts, the game is on, and I need you to fix that light again for me. Oh yeah, and the Gallagher brothers are freakin' hammered again, and they won't shut the fuck up!"
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