Judge promises them reduced sentences if they can do some substantial community work in one week. After a week, they again appear before the judge.
Judge: Tell me young men. what have u done in last one week for the society ?
Criminal 1: I convinced 20 hardcore addicts to give up drugs forever.
Judge: That's fantastic. How did u do that ?
Criminal 1: I drew two circles side by side: o O..a small and a big one..then I told them that big circle is their brain when they are clean while small circle is their brain after using drugs for some time.
Judge: Wonderful. How about u, the other fella ?
Criminal 2: I convinced 200 addicts to give up drugs forever.
Judge: Holy shit. How on earth did u do that ?
Criminal 2: Like him, I also drew a small and a big circle..o O. Then I told them, pointing to the small one, this is your asshole before you go to prison....
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