On sentencing, the judge decides to cut them some slack.
"You two have one week to convince as many drug addicts to give up drugs as possible. After a week, whomever of you convinced more addicts to give up drugs will be let off".
A week later, both addicts return to the courtroom.
"So, how did you do?" asks the judge.
The first addict replies, "I got 7 people to give up drugs forever!"
"That's good!" replies the judge. "How did you do that?"
"Well," replies the first addict, "I drew two circles on a piece of paper, one big and one small. I pointed to the big circle and said 'this is the size of your brain BEFORE you do drugs' and then pointed at the smaller circle and said 'this is the size of your brain AFTER you do drugs', simple really"
"I am impressed" replies the judge. Turning to the second addict the judge asks, "How many addicts did you get to give up drugs?"
"137" the second addict replies.
"WOW!" remarks the judge. "That's incredible! How did you do that?!"
"Interestingly," replies the second addict, "I used the same diagram. But first I pointed to the small circle and said 'this is the size of your arsehole BEFORE you go to prison...' "
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