She takes him back to her place. That morning he is drinking coffee and watching her wash her hands. He says" You must be a surgeon." She replies "What ever gave you that idea?" He said, "I've observed the way you wash your hands you have good eye-hand coordination. And the way you take the time to wash thoroughly, I just assumed you were a surgeon." Well she replied, your astuteness is absolutely correct." Then she thought for a moment and said " You must be an anesthesiologist." He said "WOW, how did you ever know that?" She said" Because last night, I didn't feel a fucking thing."
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