Two cowboys walk into a saloon and see a sign saying "We take Indian scalps, $100 a piece". So they get back on their horses and away they go. They ride for a long time and see no Indians. Just when they are about to give up, they see one walking down the road. They get off their horses, unsling their rifles, load and cock them, and shoot him dead. They cut off his scalp, and then they realize it's getting dark, so they pitch a tent and go to sleep. In the morning one of the cowboys wakes up. looks out of the tent and sees a whole army of fierce Indians with their bows cocked obviously ready for battle. He goes back in the tent and starts shaking his buddy.
"Wake up, Joe, we're rich!"
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