Two street cops were doing their rounds in the park when they notice an old man wearing a trench coat standing under one of the street lamps. The older cop says to the younger cop, "That's Old Willy. I can't remember the number of times I've arrested him for flashing young women." As they approach the old man, the old cop says "What's up Old Willy? I thought you retired?" Old Willy replies "I thought about it, but I decided to stick it out for another year."
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