Two civil engineers are making fun of God

One of the engineers turns to the other and says: "Intelligent design," and then they both start laughing hysterically until their faces turn red.
After finally catching her breath, one of the engineers wipes away the tears of joy and says to the other: "What kind of idiot would ever suggest that there's anything intelligent about running a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

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