If the Russian President is feeling a little bit overwhelmed by life, does that mean he's "Putin on the Fritz"?
If you are renting a Kraken, but your contract runs out, do you need to re-lease the Kraken?
Whenever I worry about robots taking over the world, I use a hand dryer.
If commitophobes held support group meetings, would they even bother going?
If the son of Jango Fett sold work-out regimes, would he be selling the Fett Fit Fast diet?
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