Jonathan and Roy are very thirsty and hungry. They see a mosque in the distance.
Jonathan says "Let's change our names so they give us food and water. I'll be Ahmed.
Roy replies "No I'm not changing my name ."
To which Jonathan replies "Suit yourself."
They then go to the mosque and ask for food. The imam of the mosque says "wait here" and later returns with food and drink. He gives it to Roy but not to Jonathon. They ask the imam why and the imam says
"It's Ramadan. Ahmed is fasting."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.