They sit at a table and the first says to the waiter, "I'll have some h2o."
The second chemist puts his face in his hands to hide his embarrassment, "I'll-- I'll have the same," he sputters between his fingers while the first chemist laughs riotously at his own absurdity. The waiter is slightly bashful at this irreverent display, but smiles despite himself.
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