The first asks for a glass of H2O. The seconds looks pointedly at the first, then asks for a water also. When served, the second starts drinking, makes an annoyed face, swallows, and asks the bartender why he served him hydrogen peroxide, and to bring him a regular water so he could get the taste out of his mouth. He was obviously unharmed.
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