A man and lady crashed into each other while driving one day and unfortunately, the man was seriously injured. The lady only suffered minor injuries and so ran to the man's car to attempt to aid him. She successfully made the wound on his leg stop bleeding and naturally the man was very grateful, as they both agreed the crash was a joint mistake. At the back of the man's car was a bottle of Scotch, still unharmed after the crash and the lady suggested they both drink some to calm their nerves. The man happily agreed and consumed half of the contents. When offering it to the lady, however, she refused.
"Don't you want any, Miss?" the man questioned.
"No, no," the lady replied. "We'll let the police decide who's fault the crash was first."
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