They both call "waiter".
The waiter arrives and asks cannibal #1 "What is your order?"
"Human Flesh please." Says cannibal #1.
"Yes sir, right away sir." Says the waiter.
"Waiter!" Shout cannibal #2.
"Yes sir, what is your order?"
Cannibal #2 smiles, picking up his knife and fork.
"That IS my order!"
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