Two Canadians are in hell, wearing winter coats and seem pretty cheerful.
The devil says to them "Why are you wearing such heavy coats?"
They say "Oh, it's a nice day in Canada!"
So the devil cranks the heat up.
The Canadians are now in shorts, tee shirts and playing baseball.
The devil says "Why are you having fun?"
They say: "Oh it's a wonderful day in Canada!"
The devil cranks the heat up as far as he can.
The Canadians are now in just boxers and laughing. This time the devil says nothing and *freezes* hell, bringing the temperature to the lowest point.
He goes to see the Canadians and they are happy-go-lucky and running around. The devil, having had enough of their happiness, asks "Why are you so happy?!"
The Canadians say: "They always said hell would freeze over if the Leafs ever won the Cup!"
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