Two businessmen are on a plane with their wives

One businessman says to the other, “You should take your wife into the bathroom and have sex with her.”

The other man replies, “Right now? On an airplane? It’s been a long time since we’ve done that.”

“C’mon, do it!” The first man says.

“Alright, but how am supposed to do that? Isn’t it going to be difficult?” the other man replies.

“It’s easy,” the first man says. “Just close your eyes and pretend she’s your secretary”

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