Two brothers are in their treehouse and they see a their neighbour undressing through her window. After seeing this the younger brother runs out the treehouse to his room. The older brother finds him and asks him what is wrong the younger brother says:
"Mum said if I see that then I'll turn to stone. I'm already feeling something turn hard."
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