Two brothers are playing in the woods and come upon a used condom

they take it and run home back with it..


Muum, mum, look what we found in the woods,


she screams, takes it away from them and tell them "GO TO YOUR ROOM"

while they are walking up the stairs the older one says

"thank god you didn't tell her we drank some of the yogurt in it"

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