So these two brooms had just gotten married, and they're sitting at the wedding party's table in the banquet hall enjoying dinner. The bride-broom leans over to the groom-broom and says, "You know...I was going to wait until our honey-broom to tell you this but... well... let me just ask you this: are you ready for the pitter-patter of little bristles dragging across the floor?" The groom-broom, shocked, replies, "How can that be?! We've never even swept together!!"
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