Both armies are rather large in size, and have been fighting on the front for many days. Both sides are running very low on ammo, and have already run out of ammunition for their cannons, so they continue to fire with their rifles.
Eventually, all of the ammo for their rifles runs out. A private runs up to his general:
"General, we've used all of our ammunition! The only form of defense we have is our fists!"
"Our fists?"
"Yes, sir!"
"Well," said the General, "I have a plan. We'll have all of our troops line up, run collectively up to the enemy, and then, once we approach them, we'll beat them up! They'll never see that coming!"
The private smiles. "That's a great idea, sir!"
"I'll put it into action," the General said. He yelled loudly to all of his troops:
"Okay men, let's set up a punchline!"
(I'm so sorry)
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