One mother points to a picture. "That's my little Umar at six, right before he martyred himself."
"How cute! I thought my Abdullah would never put on the vest. He didn't do it until he was twelve!"
"Ahh, they blow up so fast, don't they?"
(I heard this from Robert M. Price)
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