They just so happen to land beside a remote gas station in Nevada. Upon landing the two aliens exit the spaceship and come upon the gas pump.
The alien begins belting out demands to the gas pump. "Take me to your leader or we shall destroy you with our lazers." Obviously, the gas pump does not reply.
Frustrated the alien tries again "Take me to your leader or be destroyed!" Sure enough, no reply.
Shocked that the gas pump won't respond he warns the pump one more time. "This is the last time! Take me to your leader or I will shoot!" ... The gas pump doesn't reply. The alien cannot believe the arrogance and begins firing his lazer and causes a huge explosion. The two aliens land beside each other after being blown a hundred meters and one looks over to the other and says "man, I knew we shouldn't have fucked with that guy!"
Other alien "howd you know?"
" Any guy who can wrap his dick over his shoulder twice and stick it in his ear you don't want too fuck with!"
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