Two 90 yr. old men decided to go to there local whore house one more time before it was to late. They drove to the place together & went in, The Madam asked can I help you guys The old fellows replied Yes we would like to get screwed one last time before we die. The Madam thought to herself, I cant give these old pervs two of my good girls. So she decided to get two blow up girls & put them in a not well lit room. Well the two men finished there task & met back @ the car, The first guy asked his buddie How was it? The old guy replied It was like she was dead, She didnt move, moan or say anything but all in all it was good, What about you? The other guy replied I think she was a witch His partner said, What do you mean? He said Well I bit her & she farted & flew out the window!
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