A guy visits a strange town on a business trip and is very horny. He decides to ask his cab driver where he can find a prostitute so his cabbie drives him to what he calls the "best hooker in town". The guys goes up the the hooker and asks, "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replies, "$1000." The guy says, "That is crazy! There is no way a hand job can be worth $1000." But the hooker says, "See that motorcycle over there? I paid for it with my hand jobs". The guy thinks about that and decides to try it, and sure enough, it ends up being worth every penny.
The next night the guys is even hornier so he goes back to the same hooker. He asks, "How much for a blow job?" The hooker replies, "$3000." The guy can't believe it, "No way, no blow job can be worth $3000." The hooker says, "see that BMW over there? I paid for it with my blow jobs". The guys thinks a bit, knows how good the hand job was, and decides to do it. And, sure enough, it was worth every penny.
His last night in town, the guy is the most horny he can possibly be. He finds the same hooker and asks, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker replies, "See the beautiful house on the beach over there? If I had a pussy, I would own it".
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.