twinkies


These two people where having sex in an apartment somehow the condom flies out the window. A little boy on the street sees it at the same time the guy sticks his head out the window and says "wait there ill be right down" so the guy throws a pair of shorts on and runds downstairs. The guy go up to the kid and says "ill give you one doller if you give me that twinky back. the little boy says ok. He runs home and tells his mom "hey mom guess what today i sold a twinky for one doller but i got the better end of the deal i sucked out all the cream filling first.

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