Twin Brothers

There once was a set of identical twin brothers. One

lived a godly life. He was a good husband and

father, reputable businessman, and did lots of

community service. The other one was a hell-raiser.

He drank, cheated on his wife, stole and lied. They

both died at about the same time. The good twin

was in heaven and could look down on the bad twin

in hell. Hell was not as the good twin imagined. His

brother was drinking and partying, kissing beautiful

women and dancing his butt off. The good twin saw

St. Peter and said to him, Mind you, I'm not

complaining. This place is peaceful and beautiful,

but my brother down there looks like he's having

the time of his life. He has his own beer keg and

just look at that gorgeous woman he is kissing.

St. Peter put an arm on the man's shoulder and said,

My son, all is not as it seems.

The keg has a hole in it. The woman doesn't.