Try the soup

Man calls the waiter and tell him

Man: Taste this soup.

Waiter: Sir I am not allowed to do it.

Man: It is alright, just try one spoon of it

Waiter: Tastes a spoon full and ends up throwing up in the soup bowl itself.

Man: See, the exact same thing happened to me.

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