Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again.

I changed my...

Nobody came... If ya know what I mean (God, please don't punish me for...

Presidential Jokes

Q: How can you tell that President Clinton is sure he's going to be...

I like my women...

bloody and full of knives

What is the car...

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to /u/ekhappychap for that one.

An American and...

The American woman sends her husband to ask where the Canadians are from. The...

The art of tipping

A New Hampshireman stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he...

Up On the Housetop

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? A: Nothing, it was on the house!

Chicken bone

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the South. She orders...

Jack is a big...

We spend most of our time doing Jack shit, drinking Jack and Jacking off....

I had sex with a...

She just wanted the tip.