. Trumps plane when down in a terrible crash. The bodies were recovered but unrecognizable. Gov Christie and Former mayor Giuliani were called in to identify the nominee. The local M E ask if Trump had any unusually features. Both Rudy and Chis smiled tearfully are replied, "Well he did have two anises". The M E said "What"? "Yes, every time we were on stage with him, someone would say, there's Trump up on stage with his two assholes.
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