He comes to the pile of corpses in military officer uniforms, and is impressed by how small it is. "Well done on your conquests, boys! Expand our empire!"
He comes to a pile of corpses in office attire, and approves of how big it is because he hates bureaucrats. "Keep up the bad work, folks - love how this is going!"
Then he stops short in the shadow of what seems like a mountain, and realizes in horror that it's another pile of bodies. But they're mostly women dressed in cheerful sweaters and flower-print shirts. "What the *hell* is this?" he asks.
An aide leans over to explain: "Your Majesty, these are Special Education teachers. And, well...you were elected."
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