Trump and Pence are sitting in a bar...
A guy walks in, spots them, and asks the barman, 'Hey, ain't that Trump and Pence sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, what an honor! What are you guys doing in here?'
Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? Whaddaya think you'll do?'
Trump says, 'Well, we're planning to kill 140 million Muslims, and a blonde with big tits.'
The guy exclaims, 'A blonde with big tits? You shittin' me? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Trump turns to Pence, and says, 'See? I told you, no one gives a shit about 140 million Muslims.’
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