My 4 year old nephew and his family came to visit the other day. He was carrying a bag of chips and asked if I wanted some. I told him, "No, those are bad for you."
He looked at me so confused and then asked, "Why?" I told him they would make him fat and if he ever wanted to be strong he would have to eat more healthy food and less junk food.
He looked confused again and with the bag still in his hand asked me to pick him up, which I did. He looked at me while putting another chip in his mouth and said, "But you're strong."
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