Genie: I grant you one wish.
Driver: I need a clean, toll free personal road from NY to CA.
Genie: Well, that's a governmental issue. Many states and federal agencies involved. I can't grant you that. Anything else for sure.
Driver: How about my wife liking my family.
Genie: How many lanes you need?
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