There are two kids in a first grade class: Todd, who is white, and Trayvon, who's black. On the first day of class they're counting to ten, and Todd makes it to Eight while Trayvon only makes it to four. Trayvon goes home and asks his mother "mom, can Todd count higher than me because he's white and I'm black?" and his mother says yes. The next day the kids are doing their ABC's and Trayvon only makes it to F while Todd makes it to Z. Trayvon goes home to his mom and asks "mom, is Todd better than me at his ABC's because he's white and I'm black?" and his mother says yes. The next day Trayvon and Todd are peeing next to each-other in the bathroom and Trayvon sees Todds dick, noticing his is considerably larger than Todds. So he goes home and asks his mother "mom, is my penis bigger than Todds because he's white and I'm black?" And his mother answers "no, it's because he's six and you're eighteen."
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