So a guy walks into a barber shop and gets his hair cut. After he's done, he brings his kid in and asks the barber to cut his kids hair while he goes and gets a newspaper.
The barber cuts the kids hair, and a few hours pass. The barber comes to the kid and asks, "Hey boy, where the hell is your father?"
The kid replies "Father? That guy's not my father, he just came to me on the street and asked me if I want a free haircut."
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