Damn SUV broke down .. so took it into my GMC dealer. Told them tranny was messed up.
Mechanic quickly corrected me. "Sir, did you mean to say, ..... your SUV's directional propulsion mechanism currently identifying as automatic" is having trouble ?
Bastard then cracked a politically correct smile.
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