Training your friends: Try saying 'What? Did you fart?' when they try to get your attention too dramatically.

You know when your friend makes some kind of exclamatory noise? They say 'Oh my god', or 'holy sh*t', or 'oh no', or even 'ouch!' or just laugh out of no where. The kind of thing you're supposed to say 'What?' to, like you care. Well if you're tired of that crap, start saying 'What? Did you fart?' They'll cut that nonsense out real quick and start approaching you without all the theatrics.

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