There is a man and a women on a train. They are both traveling far and sleeping a night on the train in the same cart. Its getting late and the temperature drops and the women says to the man "Hey its getting pretty cold, do you have an extra blanket?"
The man replies "I have a better idea, why dont we pretend we are married?"
The women says "Okay im fine with that."
The man then says "Great, get your own damn blanket!"
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