There was a guy, we shall call him Dave.
When Dave was young he absolutely loved tractors. He went to every field day a&p show etc. At his house he had all the latest models, and posters on his walls and t-shirts you name it.
Then one day a man selling tractors was very rude to him and dissed him about his hobby. He got so sad he lost all interest and threw all his stuff away.
Years later he is now sitting in a bar and he hears the bartender complaning about the upstairs room, says its full of smoke.
Dave says if he can get rid of the smoke he gets free drinks for the night, the bartended obliges.
Minutes later Dave comes back and the bartender checks and amazed he asks how Dave got rid of the smoke...
He said oh it simple mate, I'm an ex-tractor fan.
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