Once there was a happily married couple with a baby on the way. One morning the wife's water broke and they rushed off to the hospital. While there the doctors told them there was a new machine that was developed which telepathically transfers a certain percentage of pain to the father if they agreed. The couple agreed and the doctors sent 25 percent of the the pain. He didn't feel much so he asked the doctors to give him half the pain. After that he still felt nothing so the doctors decided to transfer all of the pan to him. Once again he felt nothing. With all the pain given to the father the mother had a pain free birth, and they got a beautiful baby girl. They came home a coupe of days later and found the mail man dead.
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