Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three, make sure it's wet and rub up and down.

Chemistry In The...

While volunteering in a soup kitchen, I hit it off with a very attractive...

My dad thought it...

"You haven't changed at all." she laughed. "That's enough of the naked ones,...

There are 2 types...

A B. S. major and a BS major

Yo mama's like...

Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Top 10 reasons...

1. You have to fill in at least ten application forms to get the formayou...

Could not decide...

two heads are better than one.

Why does putting...

It will make him limp

It's hard dating...

...every time my girlfriend gets turned on, I have to turn her off again.

Why do married...

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

What does your...

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...