A new study determined that since its legalization, marijuana use has increased in Colorado. The study was performed by the same researchers who determined that people who win the lottery, get a bunch of money.
In Oregon, police arrested a man for downloading child pornography at a Starbucks. The man was spotted downloading child porn when someone at Starbucks accidentally looked up from their phone.
The Russian ruble fell more than five percent alongside a report that the Russian economy is shrinking. Russia's economy is so bad -- that when you open one of those Russian nesting dolls, there's nothing inside.
In New York, Chipotle has apologized after an employee made the "hands up, don't shoot" gesture to police officers getting lunch. Chipotle is pretty sure the offended police officers will come back someday, which is why they replaced the sneezeguard with bulletproof glass.
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