Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in the Office that Aren't


10. I need to whip it out by 5.


9. Mind if I use your laptop?


8. Just stick it in my box.


7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!


6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!


5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!


4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.


3. It's an entry-level position.


2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?


1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!

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