10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about
cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought, "Why bother?"
4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this
year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if
it'll shut ya up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in
love.
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