10. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess
Leia still looked fresh and desirable--after pithy Cardassian starvation
torture, Picard looked like hell.
9. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
7. One word: lightsabers.
6. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5. The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3. Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2. Aliens have make-up in places other than their foreheads.
1. Death Star vs. Enterprise
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